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2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilets.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' and see what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WETFLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'llonly invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. While handling knives in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the feotal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly 'Hey! We're out of
toiletpaper in here!'
